No Sunscreen for the Dead: A Novel Serge Storms Book 22

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William Morrow #ad - But as the resident’s rally for serge to seek justice on their behalves, two detectives are hot on the heels of Serge and Coleman’s murderous trail. Storms, kills it in this zany adventure from the “compulsively irreverent and shockingly funny” Boston Globe king of mayhem, New York Times bestselling author Tim Dorsey.

Serge and coleman are back on the road, ready to hit the next stop on their list of obscure and wacky points of interest in the Sunshine State. In this epic adventure that jumps between present day and the tumultuous times of the Vietnam war, mystery fans are in for a witty and deliciously violent delight from the twisted imagination of bestselling author Tim Dorsey.

. A usa today bestseller!the Sunshine State’s most lovable psychopath, Serge A. What starts out as an innocent quest to observe elders in their natural habitats, and scope out a condo to live out the rest of their golden years, sample the local cuisine, soon becomes a Robin Hood-like crusade to recover the funds of swindled residents.

No Sunscreen for the Dead: A Novel Serge Storms Book 22 #ad - This time, serge’s interest is drawn to one of the largest retirement villages in the world—also known as the site of an infamous sex scandal between a retiree and her younger beau that rocked the community. After all, garnered priceless wisdom, our seniors should be revered and respected—they’ve heroically fought in wars, and they have the best first-hand accounts of bizarre Floridian occurrences only Serge would know about.

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The Pope of Palm Beach: A Novel Serge Storms Book 21

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William Morrow #ad - But never forgot. Now he’s back, with those legends looming larger than ever in the rearview mirror of his memory. A god on the water, cops, politicians, the big-hearted surfer was a friend to everyone—the younger surfers, wealthy businessmen and ordinary Joes—a generosity of spirit that earned him the admiration of all.

Meanwhile, there was a much murkier legend that made the rounds of the schoolyards from Serge’s youth—that of the crazy hermit living in a makeshift jungle compound farther up the mysterious Loxahatchee River than anyone dared to venture. Then Serge moved away. Storms. No one worships the Sunshine State as much as Serge A.

Along the way, he unintentionally disturbs some long-forgotten ground, attracting the attention of a cast of villains that only Florida can produce. As the body count grows, so does the list of questions:why are the guys in the hard hats worried about the monkeys? When do you hack a motel air-conditioner? How does Coleman get high with cat toys? Who is expecting the dildo? And will book tours ever be the same after Serge decides to check one out?Told in alternating flashbacks between Serge and Coleman’s childhoods and the present day, The Pope of Palm Beach is a witty and deliciously violent delight from the twisted imagination of Tim Dorsey.

The Pope of Palm Beach: A Novel Serge Storms Book 21 #ad - . Perpetually hunting floridian arcana and lore, he and his permanently baked sidekick, Coleman, are on the road again. From florida’s king of mayhem—"compulsively irreverent and shockingly funny" Boston Globe New York Times bestselling author Tim Dorsey—comes a diabolically madcap adventure featuring the indomitable Serge A.

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Clownfish Blues: A Novel Serge Storms

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William Morrow #ad - With this much at stake, of course every shady character wants in. So for serge and the always toked and stoked Coleman, the Sunshine State is all the road you need to get your kicks. Crooked bodega owners, drug cartels laundering money through the lottery, and venture capitalists are all trying to game the system—and lining up to get their cut.

They’re also gambling with their lives, because when Serge and Coleman get hip to this timely and very lucrative trip, there’s no telling whose number is up next. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of easy rider? you shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove.

Clownfish Blues: A Novel Serge Storms #ad - Winning has never been this deadly—or this much fun! But their adventure traveling the byways of the Sunshine State’s underbelly is about to take a detour. It doesn’t matter that the actual route 66 didn’t pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series’ end were filmed really! in his beloved home state.

Someone is trying to tilt the odds in the state lottery amidst a conga line of huge jackpots spinning off more chaos than any hurricane season. Throw in brooke campanella, as well as the perpetually star-crossed Reevis, Serge’s old flame, and it’s a sure bet that the ever lucky Serge will hit it big.

A serge A. Storm is brewing for a cabal of bad guys gaming the Florida state lottery in this insanely funny novel from the maestro of mayhem, Tim Dorsey.

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Coconut Cowboy: A Novel Serge Storms Series Book 19

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William Morrow #ad - Channeling his inner easy rider, lethal, Serge Storms saddles up for his most epic, and hilarious road trip ever as he revvs off to find the lost American Dream . In a state where criminal politicians are more common than gators, Serge and Coleman discover one particular speed-trap locale so aggressively inept at corruption that investigators are baffled where to start.

Expect nothing less than madness, mayhem, ingenious homicides, and mind-altering pharmaceuticals when Serge and Coleman’s path intersects with the Sunshine State’s hyper-dysfunctional rusticity. Where’s jack Nicholson when you need him? And a whole lot weirder than anything Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper encountered.

Coconut Cowboy: A Novel Serge Storms Series Book 19 #ad - Starting in the Florida Panhandle. Obsessed with the iconic sixties classic Easy Rider, encyclopedic Floridaphile, lovable serial killer, and movie buff extraordinaire Serge A. Storms devises his wildest plan yet: finish the journey begun by his freewheeling heroes, Captain America and Billy, tragically cut short by some shotgun-wielding rednecks.

Setting a course for the florida panhandle, captain serge—with Coleman literally riding shotgun—mounts his classic motorcycle and hits the highway in search of the real America: the apple-pie-eating, freedom-swilling moms and pops of Main Street USA. But the america he finds in the rural burgs dotting the neck of the peninsula is a little bit different.

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Naked Came the Florida Man: A Novel Serge Storms Book 23

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William Morrow #ad - With his partner bong boy, lore, florida’s psycho superhero will find the truth in this hilariously violent delight—packed with history, and plenty of motel antics—from the insanely ingenious Tim Dorsey. Storms, from his latest scenic road trip: a cemetery tour. The “compulsively irreverent and shockingly funny” Boston Globe Tim Dorsey returns with an insanely entertaining tale in which the inimitable Serge A.

With his best bro colman riding shotgun, Serge hits the highway in his ’69 gold Plymouth Satellite, putting pedal to the metal on a grand tour of the past. Storms sees dead people and investigates a creepy urban myth that may be all too real. Though another devastating hurricane is raking Florida, its awesome power can’t stop the Sunshine State’s most loyal son, Serge A.

Naked Came the Florida Man: A Novel Serge Storms Book 23 #ad - Beginning in key west, the sunshine boys’ odyssey includes a forgotten mass grave in Palm Beach county holding the remains of African Americans killed by the Great Hurricane of 1928, and the resting place of one world-famous television dolphin RIP Flipper from the 1960s. But one deadland—a haunted old sugar field—holds more than just the bones of those who’ve passed.

For years, local children have whispered about a boogeyman hiding among the stalks. Could it be the same maniac known as naked florida man who’s been raising hell all over the place? There are few things Serge loves more than solving a good mystery and bestowing justice on miscreants who sully his beloved home’s good name.

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Shark Skin Suite: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 18

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William Morrow #ad - The opposition is determined to shut her down and they’ll go to extreme lengths to do it. Luckily for her, Serge has been hired to do some investigative legwork on the case. The mayhem comes to a hilarious head at the key West courthouse, including Serge, at the height of the island’s raucous Fantasy Fest street carnival, and no one, will ever be the same.

 . There's nothing he likes better than saving a damsel in distress, especially when it means kicking a bunch of shyster butt. Bottom feeders beware: the sunshine state’s favorite psychotic killer and lovable Floridaphile Serge Storms has found a new calling, legal eagle, and he’s going to make a killing as a crusading attorney—and star as a dashing lawyer on the big screen—in this madcap escapade from the insanely funny New York Times bestselling author Tim Dorsey.

When it comes to swimming with the sharks, there is no bigger kahuna than Serge Storms. Ruthless at taking down the greedy banksters kicking people out of their homes, she lands a major class-action lawsuit, and wins big. Binging on a marathon of legal movies set in Florida, Serge finds his calling: the law.

Shark Skin Suite: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 18 #ad - Never mind law school or that degree, serge becomes a freelance fixer—wildcat paralegal and pilgrim to the hallowed places where legal classics of the big screen such as Body Heat, Cool Hand Luke, and Absence of Malice were filmed practically in his own backyard. One of serge’s old flames, young lawyer Brook Campanella, is also a rising star thanks to her expertise in the field of foreclosure law.

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Tiger Shrimp Tango: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 17

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William Morrow #ad - And where do these models of entrepreneurship hail from? Why, the Sunshine State of course!No one loves Florida more, or can keep it safe from invasive criminal species better than self-appointed Sunshine Sheriff Serge Storms. Determined to save a damsel in distress, author of the new york times bestseller The Riptide, the Sunshine State’s favorite serial killer and encyclopedia of Florida lore Serge Storms dances a tango of death and mayhem in this funny and dementedly entertaining crime caper from Tim Dorsey, Ultra-Glide.

Thanks to the internet, America has become a playground for ruthless scam artists out to make an easy buck. Packed with seafood, mayhem, and more, floridian lore, blood, Coleman’s deep thoughts, Tiger Shrimp Tango is a hilarious treat from the incomparable Tim Dorsey. When a particular scam leads to the death of a few innocents and a young woman's disappearance, Serge and his perpetually self-bent sidekick Coleman—aided by his new pal, latter-day noir private eye Mahoney—load up the car for a riotous road trip to do right.

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When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14

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William Morrow #ad - The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journalnobody does florida weirdness quite like tim dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A.

Think bad santa and national lampoon’s family vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer.

When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14 #ad - More outrageous than santa claus in a speedo, when elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer.

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The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 16

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William Morrow #ad - Lovable serial killer serge storms is back and coming to the rescue of a Midwestern couple who aren't finding Florida quite as charming as he does in Riptide Ultra-Guide, the sixteenth installment in Tim Dorsey's bestselling series. When newly unemployed patrick and barbara mcdougal decide a vacation in Florida is just what they need to put life back on the right track, a robbery, awful accommodations, and a not-so-helpful police department make them rethink their decision to drown their troubles in paradise.

Luckily, coleman, charismatic and crazy! tour guide Serge Storms and his sidekick, are up for another action-packed adventure in this outrageous crime thriller that Tim Dorsey fans won't soon forget.

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Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10

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William Morrow #ad - Then there's good ol' jim davenport, and johnny vegas, the Accidental Virgin, the Diaz Brothers, the E-Team, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, the mcgraws, whose nastiest, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.

. So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.

Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, drugs, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, don the life jackets, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.

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Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13

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William Morrow #ad - Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A. This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious. Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets.

Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller. Storms can rejoice. The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy. ”.

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